Madness from Beyond the Mountains

johnrezas:

Permission granted…

WORD.

darthstitch:


Pepper and JARVIS had to stage an intervention after Tony saw Pacific Rim.

TOO LATE!! Too late!! Tony is building an AVENGERS JAEGER and guess which two idiots are gonna pilot??
maeglinhiei
what’s your boy done now?

ROFL. Oh dear god, I can hear Pepper saying “No.” And Jarvis sarcastically inquiring if the Master was going to use his usual good taste in color and design on it.

darthstitch:

Pepper and JARVIS had to stage an intervention after Tony saw Pacific Rim.

TOO LATE!! Too late!! Tony is building an AVENGERS JAEGER and guess which two idiots are gonna pilot??
maeglinhiei
what’s your boy done now?

ROFL. Oh dear god, I can hear Pepper saying “No.” And Jarvis sarcastically inquiring if the Master was going to use his usual good taste in color and design on it.

thenimbus:

swolizard:

lylaha:

Lil Egyptian Gods by Silverfox5213

IM SOBBING ABT THESE

these are adorable

This artist makes really adorable stuff

Somewhere, Rob’s character Sulieman is laughing uncontrollably and waiting for the END.

ursulavernon:

steampunktendencies:

Model : Natalia Filvarova - Photographer : Galia Jelnova 

Reblogging so that my husband can freak out about the crow.

Raven. *head desk*

ursulavernon:

steampunktendencies:

Model : Natalia Filvarova - Photographer : Galia Jelnova

Reblogging so that my husband can freak out about the crow.

Raven. *head desk*

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Reblogging just so I don’t lose this. There are more ways than tattoos to get one’s wings…

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

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Oh yeah. THIS, forever. 

Plus: 

WEAR SAFETY GLASSES IN THE GODDAMN LAB. I swear if I watch another alleged TV scientist playing with germs or dead bodies or chemicals without that, I’m going to have a fit. NOBODY is allowed in my lab without safety glasses. The GD plant manager stops and calls from the door if he needs something and doesn’t have a set. 

Hi! Sorry for the out-of-the-blue follow, just saw your reply about that. :) It was from ahhh several days ago where you'd left a reply to coalasquid (sp?) about social anxiety, which I quite liked as I'd felt his original take on the matter was a bit harsh and overly judgmental.

Ah. Actually Coelasquid is a woman, for the record. 

I actually liked the out of the blue follow. It was just unexpected. I am usually fairly invisible on Tumblr. :D

jasontoddwashere:

dickgrayzon:

How to spot a fake geek guy:

  • says robin is useless
  • says aquaman is useless
  • worships batman bc batman is invincible
  • doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
  • makes “hero vs hero” posts
  • probably smells like axe

Chooses games based on nothing but how you get to kill the pretty girls.

hclark70:

booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

the dog… the dog is saying “what the hell are you doing?”

SQUIRREL!

hclark70:

booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

the dog… the dog is saying “what the hell are you doing?”

SQUIRREL!

savagefluff:

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

I loled, god bless you ‘too cute’, and bless you Animal Planet.

Awesome. The naughty Dad cat looks a LOT like Silk, the alien supercat I used to live with who fathered literally hundreds of barncats. I have a cat now who I’m pretty sure (fifteen years later and forty miles away) is his descendant. :D 

Silk could walk 5 miles in two hours (did I mention the barncats he dated were about five miles away?). We’d see him in town and then he’d be home two hours later all smug and looking for crunchies and a lap.

Barn cats are what dairy farmers keep around to try to keep a handle on the rat and pigeon problems. They don’t get a lot of vet care, but they do get fed. 

So basically I’m saying Dad up there is an alien supercat.