Pepper and JARVIS had to stage an intervention after Tony saw Pacific Rim.TOO LATE!! Too late!! Tony is building an AVENGERS JAEGER and guess which two idiots are gonna pilot??maeglinhieiwhat’s your boy done now?
ROFL. Oh dear god, I can hear Pepper saying “No.” And Jarvis sarcastically inquiring if the Master was going to use his usual good taste in color and design on it.
Lil Egyptian Gods by Silverfox5213
IM SOBBING ABT THESE
these are adorable
This artist makes really adorable stuff
Somewhere, Rob’s character Sulieman is laughing uncontrollably and waiting for the END.
Model : Natalia Filvarova - Photographer : Galia Jelnova
Reblogging so that my husband can freak out about the crow.
Raven. *head desk*
Scarves by Shovava
Reblogging just so I don’t lose this. There are more ways than tattoos to get one’s wings…
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.
yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.
Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.
wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT
Oh yeah. THIS, forever.
WEAR SAFETY GLASSES IN THE GODDAMN LAB. I swear if I watch another alleged TV scientist playing with germs or dead bodies or chemicals without that, I’m going to have a fit. NOBODY is allowed in my lab without safety glasses. The GD plant manager stops and calls from the door if he needs something and doesn’t have a set.
Ah. Actually Coelasquid is a woman, for the record.
I actually liked the out of the blue follow. It was just unexpected. I am usually fairly invisible on Tumblr. :D
How to spot a fake geek guy:
- says robin is useless
- says aquaman is useless
- worships batman bc batman is invincible
- doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
- makes “hero vs hero” posts
- probably smells like axe
Chooses games based on nothing but how you get to kill the pretty girls.
For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.
the dog… the dog is saying “what the hell are you doing?”
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
I loled, god bless you ‘too cute’, and bless you Animal Planet.
Awesome. The naughty Dad cat looks a LOT like Silk, the alien supercat I used to live with who fathered literally hundreds of barncats. I have a cat now who I’m pretty sure (fifteen years later and forty miles away) is his descendant. :D
Silk could walk 5 miles in two hours (did I mention the barncats he dated were about five miles away?). We’d see him in town and then he’d be home two hours later all smug and looking for crunchies and a lap.
Barn cats are what dairy farmers keep around to try to keep a handle on the rat and pigeon problems. They don’t get a lot of vet care, but they do get fed.
So basically I’m saying Dad up there is an alien supercat.