Madness from Beyond the Mountains

outofcontextdnd:

In a Call of Cthulhu game, while checking a grave to make sure that the person who was supposed to be in it still was.

"It’s not grave robbing if we don’t take anything. It’s grave browsing."

THIS IS WHY WE GAME. 

My favorite quote was, “We didn’t do it and we can justify it anyway!” (D&D, villains as PCs)

maggie-stiefvater:

Novelist error messages.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I want this computer!

A novel beginning I’m not going to use…

 Because this version of the story went WAY TOO SLOW. But it’s awesome and sets up the characters…

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            I was wiped. Back on a plane from eastern Europe and debriefing all day with my team. I finally escaped at midnight, only to have to pull some idiot out a snow bank on 93 in Woburn at the clover leaf. Snowing like hell, an early blizzard in the middle of December.

            Almost passed the little car by – no hazard lights on it. Then I saw somebody standing by it waving. Jesus, that looks like a kid, I thought. Some truck was going to wipe that kid right off the road. As I looked, she lit up. Dunno how I knew it was a she, but it was like she had set off a yellow flare by her face. I got a quick feeling of desperation, like she’d called me for help.

            No, I didn’t see that. I blinked again and there was just a dark outline and dead car. I don’t see freaky shit, cut that out! I could still feel it, like she’d grabbed my arm. I pulled over into the snow bank past the dead little shitbox.

            “Are you okay?” I shouted over the wind. My ball cap flew off in the snow.

            “No, I think my alternator’s dead!” She waited until I got closer. Her voice was pretty amused for a lady stuck in a blizzard with a dead vehicle. Or maybe she was laughing at that question.

 

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mister-comedy:


party in aisle 15


I’m glad I’m not the only one that snickers my way through Home Depot.

mister-comedy:

party in aisle 15

I’m glad I’m not the only one that snickers my way through Home Depot.

what-the-hell-is-steampunk:

source

Eek! Don’t let my GM see this one!

what-the-hell-is-steampunk:

source

Eek! Don’t let my GM see this one!

adventurotica:

Now I want a goat

That’s a lamb, dumbass.

wolvensnothere:

ladythatsmyskull:

wolvensnothere:

Always Reblog Ripley

ALWAYS

ALWAYS. REBLOG. RIPLEY.

Just don’t ever say this in a game as a joke. The other players will FIND A WAY. Or, why they nuked the evil Devourer installation on the backside of Earth’s moon in my RPG.

I’m trying to prove a point that there is a fan base for a solo Black Widow movie. Please reblog if you’d watch it.

Oh my god yes!

skeleton-overlord:

everybody who reblogs this will get a skeleton in their inbox

SRSLY?

The Major Arcana in One to Two Sentences
The Fool: Now what?
The Magician: You should really do the Thing
The High Priestess: You should think about what happens when you do the Thing
The Empress: Here are the means for you to do the Thing
The Emperor: Here are the rules you need to follow to do the Thing
The Hierophant: You probably shouldn't do the Thing
The Lovers: I'm going to decide for myself if I should do the Thing or not
The Chariot: I'm gOING TO DO THE THING
Strength: Whoa there friend have some self-control while you try to do the thing
The Hermit: Observe how other people do the Thing and learn from this
Wheel of Fortune: HAAAHAAHA THIS SETBACK IS KEEPING YOU FROM DOING THE THING HA HAAAA
Justice: Maybe I deserved that for trying to do the Thing
The Hanged Man: Trying to do the Thing has fucked my life over what the shit
Death: Trying to do the Thing has changed me beyond all comprehension. I DON'T LIKE CHANGE
Temperance: I'm trying to get back how I used to be before I tried to do the Thing
The Devil: I DON'T WANNA DO THE THING I WANNA STAY HOME AND DRINK AND EAT TEN CHEESEBURGER WAAAH
The Tower: Everything I knew before I tried to do the Thing was a lie. I am completely changed
The Star: Maybe there's hope for me to actually do the Thing
The Moon: I'M NOT SURE IF I'M MAKING PROGRESS WITH DOING THE THING YET????
The Sun: Wow I may actually be able to do the Thing
Judgment: Looks back fondly on the Journey that I took in order to do the Thing
The World: I did the Thing
The Fool: Now what?