Madness from Beyond the Mountains

maggie-stiefvater:

Novelist error messages.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I want this computer!

A novel beginning I’m not going to use…

 Because this version of the story went WAY TOO SLOW. But it’s awesome and sets up the characters…

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            I was wiped. Back on a plane from eastern Europe and debriefing all day with my team. I finally escaped at midnight, only to have to pull some idiot out a snow bank on 93 in Woburn at the clover leaf. Snowing like hell, an early blizzard in the middle of December.

            Almost passed the little car by – no hazard lights on it. Then I saw somebody standing by it waving. Jesus, that looks like a kid, I thought. Some truck was going to wipe that kid right off the road. As I looked, she lit up. Dunno how I knew it was a she, but it was like she had set off a yellow flare by her face. I got a quick feeling of desperation, like she’d called me for help.

            No, I didn’t see that. I blinked again and there was just a dark outline and dead car. I don’t see freaky shit, cut that out! I could still feel it, like she’d grabbed my arm. I pulled over into the snow bank past the dead little shitbox.

            “Are you okay?” I shouted over the wind. My ball cap flew off in the snow.

            “No, I think my alternator’s dead!” She waited until I got closer. Her voice was pretty amused for a lady stuck in a blizzard with a dead vehicle. Or maybe she was laughing at that question.

 

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mister-comedy:


party in aisle 15


I’m glad I’m not the only one that snickers my way through Home Depot.

mister-comedy:

party in aisle 15

I’m glad I’m not the only one that snickers my way through Home Depot.

what-the-hell-is-steampunk:

source

Eek! Don’t let my GM see this one!

what-the-hell-is-steampunk:

source

Eek! Don’t let my GM see this one!

adventurotica:

Now I want a goat

That’s a lamb, dumbass.

wolvensnothere:

ladythatsmyskull:

wolvensnothere:

Always Reblog Ripley

ALWAYS

ALWAYS. REBLOG. RIPLEY.

Just don’t ever say this in a game as a joke. The other players will FIND A WAY. Or, why they nuked the evil Devourer installation on the backside of Earth’s moon in my RPG.

I’m trying to prove a point that there is a fan base for a solo Black Widow movie. Please reblog if you’d watch it.

Oh my god yes!

skeleton-overlord:

everybody who reblogs this will get a skeleton in their inbox

SRSLY?

The Major Arcana in One to Two Sentences
The Fool: Now what?
The Magician: You should really do the Thing
The High Priestess: You should think about what happens when you do the Thing
The Empress: Here are the means for you to do the Thing
The Emperor: Here are the rules you need to follow to do the Thing
The Hierophant: You probably shouldn't do the Thing
The Lovers: I'm going to decide for myself if I should do the Thing or not
The Chariot: I'm gOING TO DO THE THING
Strength: Whoa there friend have some self-control while you try to do the thing
The Hermit: Observe how other people do the Thing and learn from this
Wheel of Fortune: HAAAHAAHA THIS SETBACK IS KEEPING YOU FROM DOING THE THING HA HAAAA
Justice: Maybe I deserved that for trying to do the Thing
The Hanged Man: Trying to do the Thing has fucked my life over what the shit
Death: Trying to do the Thing has changed me beyond all comprehension. I DON'T LIKE CHANGE
Temperance: I'm trying to get back how I used to be before I tried to do the Thing
The Devil: I DON'T WANNA DO THE THING I WANNA STAY HOME AND DRINK AND EAT TEN CHEESEBURGER WAAAH
The Tower: Everything I knew before I tried to do the Thing was a lie. I am completely changed
The Star: Maybe there's hope for me to actually do the Thing
The Moon: I'M NOT SURE IF I'M MAKING PROGRESS WITH DOING THE THING YET????
The Sun: Wow I may actually be able to do the Thing
Judgment: Looks back fondly on the Journey that I took in order to do the Thing
The World: I did the Thing
The Fool: Now what?

adventurotica:

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