If Sherlock was anything other than a consulting detective I want it to be this
I used to threaten to buy metric lab glassware and equipment to stock my kitchen. I UNDERSTAND metric measurements. How many cups in a parsec, again?
NEWS: Excavations for London’s Crossrail project have unearthed bodies believed to date from the time of the Black Death.
A burial ground was known to be in an area outside the City of London, but its exact location remained a mystery.
Thirteen bodies have been found so far in the 5.5m-wide shaft at the edge of Charterhouse Square, alongside pottery dated to the mid-14th Century.
Analysis will shed light on the plague and the Londoners of the day.
If I was writing this script, then people would start sickening with SCARY NEW MUTATED black death. MUAHAHAHA.
Kids: don’t show writers cool dead things. We will find ways to WRITE them.
I must save this for reasons.
Yeah, ‘cause like space totally can’t affect the Earth, right? - quote attributed to anonymous dinosaurian 66 milion years ago.
FREAKING JUST TEXTED ASSEMBLE AND THEY DID OH MY GOD IF YOU DON’T LOVE THIS CAST WITH THE BURNING PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS THEN YOU HAVE NO SOUL OR JOY IN LIFE
Greatest ensemble of actors ever! Give them superpowers and they WOULD BE the Avengers.
Here is a reblog of Oded Fehr!
Officially known as “Oh HIM” in my group of friends. **melt**
As creepy as it may be for the owner when cats come home with dead animals/insects, you cannot get mad at them. In fact, praise them, tell them thank you. Because when a cat kills an animal for you, it means they love you, and are eternally grateful for the life you’ve given them. It’s the most honorable thing you could possibly receive from your kitty.
Cats are hardcore as fuck
“I love you so much I killed this for you”
It goes a bit beyond that. They’re not just saying they love you, they’re trying to teach you to hunt. You never go out and come back with a dead squirrel, so they’re teaching you, just like they would a kitten.
This makes the memory of all the dead squirrels the the giant orange tabby used to bring to my bed when I was a toddler hilariously sweet. Cuddles really was a good cat.
Aaah, reminds me of the time Shinji returned to the house meowing loudly (Siamese, so REALLY loud) for our attention. I saw what he’d brought home and I had to wake up Landofnoir so he could see how proud Shinji was.
He’d hunted down, killed, and brought home a cold, barbecued sausage.
I miss that proud, swearing, loving provider cat like crazy.
If the cat thinks you’re halfway competent, they upgrade to semi-dead things, just like mother cats do. Then you get to chase the chipmunk or whatever all over the house while the cat meows proudly at you.
Then they get all confused that you throw it out.
petervintonjr said: Marry, cliff, shag: Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Thor? Go.
Actually, Tony would probably be a great lay, but he’s too much of a dick to deserve it.
Marry Tony. He would never, never be boring. I bet I could talk him around to being poly in a bleeping heartbeat.
Shag Thor. Totally. Scandihoovian god hotness. Marrying a god is usually a mistake, though.
Cliff Tony. The other guy would save him. He’s cute, but too angsty.